According to Cookdandbombd (who should know), Smokehammer (Earth's premier news node) is the latest Chris Morris project - although they rate the earlier "edition" over the current offering (isn't that always the way?). It is still worth a look - can you imagine The Onion carrying this?
WTC fatalities "lower than first thought"...
It is now thought that the number of people who perished in the world trade centre attacks on 11th September may be as low as three.
Original estimates of 6,000 were probably much larger due to an unprecedented "fuck me" factor, say psychologists.
Counselors are on standby as New Yorkers face the trauma of discovering they've been more upset than they needed to be.
On hearing the news Mayor Guliani said " I feel rather stupid" and locked himself in his house.
