A leaflet fell out of the minutes from our last team meeting, which turned out to be from my friend Reethah, who works at the museum.
It turns out she's been lumbered with the Jubilee project, which I bet she's just thrilled about. She's having to collect all the memories submitted by royalist fuckwits across the city and make something vile from it. The leaflet says "tell us what you think - we want to hear a wide range of views", which I think we can interpret as a plea for help.
So, Sex Pistols on the Thames, "God Save the Queen" being kept off the number one spot, etc, etc, plus any personal memories you may have.
Support RRRR (Rescue Reethah from Royalist Retards) by mailing her on firstname.lastname@example.org with anything you may have. All contributions welcome, no matter how large or small.
PS apologies for the use of the word retards - many retards are of course republicans.