Evan wants to be Spiderman. Or Buzz Lightyear. I want to be a superhero too, (or better still, a supervillain - and then I can actually visit apocalyptic destruction upon the world rather than just playing at it) (and yes, I am well aware that Buzz is an astronaut and not technically a superhero, but as I would also settle for astronautness I felt it fitted).
(PS: Jon says that all weblogs are contentless drivel - here is one that might not be).