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(June 25, 2002)


The Exploding Teutonic Inevitable

It's getting scary now. The Germans beat Korea 1-0 today, and they're one match away from the Cup. To get this far, they've had to see off the mighty challenge of Saudia Arabia, Ireland (who they could only draw with), Cameroon, Paraguay (by a late goal), the USA (who should have had a penalty) and now Korea by another late goal.

The whole world ought to be able to just say "Go away, you're ruining it", and just make them go away.

Franz Beckenbauer, who used to play for Germany when they were good, said that you could put all their players except the goalkeeper (Oliver Kahn, by general consent the only world-class player in the team) in a sack and hit it, and whoever you hit would deserve it.

Never mind, the Brazilians will bite their bottoms and make them cry.

I would like to disassociate myself from Germanophobes everywhere - it's just a football thing.


posted by Jon 18:50
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