Idly wandering through Popbitch, I came across this thread which purports to contain the transcript of the outakes from the episode of Have I got news for you that Jimmy Saville appeared on. It makes for very entertaining and disturbing reading, including lots of bad words and allegations that Jim is a paedophile, made to his face...the transcript included the name of a girl that Saville is meant to have abused and then paid off, threatening to break her arms if she said anything...the transcript may be a fake (maybe by Some of the corpses are amusing), but a heavily censored version is also online here (where they also wonder if it is a hoax, perhaps by Chris Morris) and was referred to in this Guardian article.