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(October 02, 2002)

we're only making flans with nigel(la)...

I saw Nigella Lawson today (in Waterstones, post book signing) .

And you know what?

MDL - chunky and loads - and I mean LOADS - of slap.

But kind of cute with it.

Anyway, I had a brief look for obsessive Nigella fan sites but couldn't find any - and I couldn't find any Nigella/Jamie Oliver Slash Fiction (which seems like a real gap in the market - I may write some if my long planned Mel/Sue slash fiction gets beyond the idle daydream stage). The best I could come up with was this picture of her playing croquet in a sedan chair.Ho hum.

I do have a theory as to why she has such an awful name - if you swap the gender, this classic verse holds true:

"...And he said: "Son, this world is rough
And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough
And I knew I wouldn't be there to help ya along.
So I give ya that name and I said goodbyeI knew you'd have to get tough or die
And it's the name that helped to make you strong..."

So there you go.
posted by Unknown 14:26
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