I saw Nigella Lawson today (in Waterstones, post book signing) .
And you know what?
MDL - chunky and loads - and I mean LOADS - of slap.
But kind of cute with it.
Anyway, I had a brief look for obsessive Nigella fan sites but couldn't find any - and I couldn't find any Nigella/Jamie Oliver Slash Fiction (which seems like a real gap in the market - I may write some if my long planned Mel/Sue slash fiction gets beyond the idle daydream stage). The best I could come up with was this picture of her playing croquet in a sedan chair.Ho hum.
I do have a theory as to why she has such an awful name - if you swap the gender, this classic verse holds true:
"...And he said: "Son, this world is rough
And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough
And I knew I wouldn't be there to help ya along.
So I give ya that name and I said goodbyeI knew you'd have to get tough or die
And it's the name that helped to make you strong..."
