Is your wife or girlfriend faithful? Test her with...Sex Detect, and then you can sleep in peace (and if she finds you sneaking around, stealing her knickers and testing them for stranger's sperm, you can sleep in peace in your new single bed in your new bedsit)...
An illustrative example of the dangers of veering towards even slightly assuming that Other People are Not Stupid...
Article about Cory Doctorow's new novel,(a novel which is available to download in it's entirety) - article contains the marvellous quote "It's a great strategy so long as print-on-paper is easier to read than pixels-on-plasma...I think it's a fine idea for the next 20 minutes or so"...
Tonight, Moll objected to eating her peas and carrots on the grounds that she had eaten a vitamin tablet earlier...god help us if she finds out about these.