It is TV turn off Week, and incredibly, the kids have fallen for it. A whole week without the Tweenies or Clifford the big red dog or the bloody Storymakers - it's been great. They sing and dance and play and behave like 1950's children. Marvellous....us grownups have cheated a bit, but not as much as you would think, and thankfully there has been little in the way of singing or dancing..
...changing the subject, here is Heather Haven,
a great big girl who sells videos - sample sales pitch: "Little 5'1" Jake tries to escape from 7' 1" (in Heels) Heather and finds out that he is no match for her. Height and Body Comparisons plus No-holds-Barred wrestling, and smothering are featured in this powerful video"...it was going so well, Heather - but you had to mention the smothering, didn't you.