(April 04, 2003)
(From The Borowitz Report)
"Joining the swelling ranks of musicians turned activists, rocker Ozzy Osbourne today came out strongly against the war in Afghanistan.
Mr. Osbourne staged what might be described as a lonely protest in Times Square, with police estimating the size of the crowd as “just Ozzy.”
For his part, Mr. Osbourne took issue with the police’s estimate of the rally’s size, putting it “in the millions and millions.”
“Those wankers can’t count,” Mr. Osbourne added.
Mr. Osbourne, carrying a sign reading, “WAR IS KABUL-SH*T,” said he was motivated to stage the protest when he learned that the U.S. was planning possible military action in Afghanistan.
“I heard about it from, I don’t know, somewhere, you know, and I thought, you know, this is madness,” he said."
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